25 May 2003 - 12:57 a.m.

It's going to rain 'til June. I'm not kidding. It is. I'm not pleased with this fact. And then it's going to be 800000 degrees the day we have to move. Maybe if I complain some more about the weather I'll be a little more annoying ... :)

I LOVE the SAPAs. I really do. I want to make a tv show called "SAPAs Say the Darndest Things." Among the funny things in Dave and Jon's room tonight:

Jon - My sister is what you might call a ...

Dave - Felon?

Jon - No .... but close. A whore.

Jon - In addition to selling crack, we're going to be starting a power whoring business. Not so much standing on the corner as patrolling the block.

Me - What exactly is the "power" part of this?

Jon - We'll be giving the whores rocket boots ... so you can patrol it faster.

Among the other things I currently love: Joe Cocker. It makes me think of my dad a lot. I really miss him, which is crummy. I love it when my mom comes to visit, but it's nice when my dad can come too. Dunno. My mom found this Father's Day book in the bookstore today which was called "Why Daughters Need Dads." Here we were in the bookstore crying. I've just felt excessively lucky lately for having the parents I do. I don't know really what I did to deserve them just being highly marvelous. Enough rambling ... bed for me.

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